No no no...you've got me wrong. I mean turn the tables as in tell THEM to get THEIR OWN cum all over THEIR OWN face and in THEIR OWN mouth. Most guys I've asked about that have called me insane and insisted they're "not gay" and would NEVER do that.
Squirting is very real. I can empty my bladder and then squirt all over the place. I will often get a cup to catch it in and drink it. Taste nothing like pee which I enjoy drinking that too...